Fail on command. Fail gloriously.

Welcome to the Failed Diving Championship — the only diving contest where a beautiful, clean dive is a DISGRACE.

The judges call it before every dive:

"BELLY FIRST!" "BACK FIRST!" "HEAD FIRST!"

Tap to jump from the 10m board, then MASH in mid-air to flail — spreading out, spinning, screaming — and hit the water exactly as called.

The flatter the flop, the higher the score. A true 100% entry earns a perfect 10.0 from every judge.

・30 dives. Total score wins. Ranks from C up to SS — GOD OF FAILS.

・Wrong entry? No disqualification. Just a 30% cut and three very disappointed judges.

・Land a huge belly flop and you will soak the judges. They hate that. (They love it.)

・One-button play: tap to jump, mash to flail. Slow motion kicks in right above the water.

・Optional practice: one free dive each for belly, back and head.

・English / 日本語 can be switched in-game.

・Free in your browser. No download, no install. Works on phone and PC.

Can you fail 30 times in a row — perfectly?

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指示通りに、派手に失敗しろ!

ここは「失敗飛び込み選手権」。きれいに決めるのは失格級の屈辱、という逆転の飛び込み大会です。

審判の指示は3種だけ。「腹から行け!」「背中から行け!」「頭から行け!」

タップでジャンプ、空中は連打でバタバタして回転を調整し、指示通りに着水してください。平らなほど高得点、真の100%入水で審判全員10.0の満点が出ます。

全30回の合計点勝負。指示ミスは失格ではなく3割減点のみ。大ドボンで審判をずぶ濡れにすることもできます。

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