Failed Diving Championship

Fail on command. Fail gloriously.
Welcome to the Failed Diving Championship — the only diving contest where a beautiful, clean dive is a DISGRACE.
The judges call it before every dive:
"BELLY FIRST!" "BACK FIRST!" "HEAD FIRST!"
Tap to jump from the 10m board, then MASH in mid-air to flail — spreading out, spinning, screaming — and hit the water exactly as called.
The flatter the flop, the higher the score. A true 100% entry earns a perfect 10.0 from every judge.
・30 dives. Total score wins. Ranks from C up to SS — GOD OF FAILS.
・Wrong entry? No disqualification. Just a 30% cut and three very disappointed judges.
・Land a huge belly flop and you will soak the judges. They hate that. (They love it.)
・One-button play: tap to jump, mash to flail. Slow motion kicks in right above the water.
・Optional practice: one free dive each for belly, back and head.
・English / 日本語 can be switched in-game.
・Free in your browser. No download, no install. Works on phone and PC.
Can you fail 30 times in a row — perfectly?
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指示通りに、派手に失敗しろ!
ここは「失敗飛び込み選手権」。きれいに決めるのは失格級の屈辱、という逆転の飛び込み大会です。
審判の指示は3種だけ。「腹から行け!」「背中から行け!」「頭から行け!」
タップでジャンプ、空中は連打でバタバタして回転を調整し、指示通りに着水してください。平らなほど高得点、真の100%入水で審判全員10.0の満点が出ます。
全30回の合計点勝負。指示ミスは失格ではなく3割減点のみ。大ドボンで審判をずぶ濡れにすることもできます。
| Published | 8 days ago |
| Status | Released |
| Platforms | HTML5 |
| Author | Cuprum Legion |
| Genre | Sports |
| Tags | 2D, Casual, Comedy, diving, Funny, html5, one-button, Physics, Score Attack |
| AI Disclosure | AI Assisted, Code, Graphics, Sounds, Text |

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